As news spread of her defeat to Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump, Hillary Clinton spoke to a crowd of surprised onlookers in an unprecedented, profanity-laced concession speech.
“Fine. You know what? I concede. Fuck it. And fuck you.”
The crowd, composed of several highly educated people, as well as seniors and children, were shocked.
“I mean, really? Are you fucking serious right now? Goddamn it, you people! Fuck!”
Clinton then turned and stormed off stage, only to turn back halfway to add,
“You know what? This is what you fucking get! This! Do you even… ? You know what? Fuck it. You fucktards wouldn’t get it anyway. Clearly.”
Afterwards, Clinton reportedly made several stops at a gun store, pharmacy, and a hardware store.